Trader Joe from Mexico
Wasn’t Mexican. Wasn’t Joe. Was an old freight-runner who showed up at a Frontier port one tax season with a Trader’s Patent, a chihuahua named Beast, and a passable accent that somehow held up. Was all-in on the cliche from day one. Eh gringo.
The MULE haulers are his design. Commodity NavComFTLComm AI, no patent surface, no priesthood. Two centuries on, every freighter on the Outer Rim runs them. He is a legend now. The man is gone. The brand operates under his name.